Can this surgery turn you gay?

[jerzeygirl]

lol @ britiajon, I've always said in another life, I'd marry a woman. After all, who understands a woman more than another woman... I'd also probably have more help w/household chores and I could borrow her razor without having her yell I think this surgery might make me more bi-sexual and now I want to try all the fetishes since I feel so much sexier.

[crystal]

Lol.........I don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind(singing) he is gay and must be a down low brother! Bring yo ass out of the closet and live!lmbo

[KillingForCupcakes]

hahaha John, lobotomy was the first thing that popped into my mind and then I read your comment. Great minds...!!!

[mickim5]

It's posts like this one... that make me wish this forum had a "block" button!!!

[Jersey John]

GUNPHRIES contacted me a few days ago by private message, the post was intended to be a silly joke that I think went awry - its hard to read something as sarcastic. I had already checked all his other posts and found them to be very "normal".

I think we all had some fun reacting, and most of us had a good chuckle.

[GUNPHRIES]

Yes all, it was only a joke. Some of you seem to have a sense of humor and others, not so much. I have to say though that my favorite response was the person that told me that my research was correct. I am glad that I could bring a smile to some faces at least, and those of you who were upset, I do not apologize for you not having my humor (or perhaps any humor at all). In all seriousness, I am very impressed with how well you all seem to be doing with your weight loss. I am in the process of going through the hoops in order to undergo this transformation myself. Take care and God bless. Jason

[Beautifulbell]

Lol, I know it was funny reading the replies!

[Grace]

LMAO!!! well then if the sleeve make you gay, does that mean if you are gay you will go straight! Good grief!

Well I guess I'm off the hook either way, being born bisexual means I don't care if I lean one way or the other

[buddyd11]

Very funny, on a serious note I've always noticed that women all hang out with gay guys and maybe some of them try to makem switch teams, so if there are any women that are like that out there Ill play gay for a short time. Just for research sake. lmbo

[mommyducky]

Well I guess I'm off the hook either way, being born bisexual means I don't care if I lean one way or the other

Same here! Yay us!

[mommyducky]

Very funny, on a serious note I've always noticed that women all hang out with gay guys and maybe some of them try to makem switch teams, so if there are any women that are like that out there Ill play gay for a short time. Just for research sake. lmbo

But the best thing about hanging out with a gay man (if you're a woman) is knowing he isn't trying to get in your pants.

[FlowerGalTX]

Yes all, it was only a joke. Some of you seem to have a sense of humor and others, not so much. I have to say though that my favorite response was the person that told me that my research was correct. I am glad that I could bring a smile to some faces at least, and those of you who were upset, I do not apologize for you not having my humor (or perhaps any humor at all). In all seriousness, I am very impressed with how well you all seem to be doing with your weight loss. I am in the process of going through the hoops in order to undergo this transformation myself. Take care and God bless. Jason

Jason,
Unfortunately, we have encountered a few idiots who really would legitimately question the validity of this. Since you are relatively new, most of us don't have a gauge for your sarcasm or sense of humor yet so you fell into the "idiot" category. Temporarily. Hopefully.

[Jersey John]

But the best thing about hanging out with a gay man (if you're a woman) is knowing he isn't trying to get in your pants.

I resemble that comment!....

And that's not ALWAYS true about heterosexual men....sometimes you all wear skirts or dresses....;P

[Dee Leshuz]

The other thing to keep in mind, Jason, is that gay people historically been subjected to all sorts of cruel "jokes" and mistreatment...so much so that a post like yours recalls that history to many people. Look at it this way: if 100% of your audience doesn't get your joke, the fault lies on you, not them.

I would try to find other things to "joke" about in the future. Like...yourself! Most people appreciate a little self depreciating humor and it goes a long way towards breaking the ice.

[mommyducky]

I resemble that comment!....

And that's not ALWAYS true about heterosexual men....sometimes you all wear skirts or dresses....;P

Hahaha I was going to say "panties" but we don't always wear those either. I think you got me.

And ps, sometimes us girls are the ones trying to get in your pants. I just got out of a four year marriage and rediscovered my sexuality so with that and this weight loss I have going on, I'm turning into a sexual predator. A little cute one but a predator nonetheless. Hehe.