Sex and the Sleeve

[MoreFitDiane]

Lee, I wish you and your daughter all the best. Trying to fix what is broken is never easy, but neither is starting over from scratch and throwing away things that matter to you. If you two decide to rebuild what you had, I pray that you will be both be stronger and more in love than ever. If it's not right, then I pray you find strength in your independence and find the right relationship somewhere further down the road... Either way, enjoying good sex between two people who care for one another can only be a good thing, right?

[StephO]

A huge sacrifice I've made to have this surgery is no sex....well at least not often. My husband is in Texas, while I'm in California going through the process. At this point it's been nearly a month. Normally, my sex drive is right on...and unfortunately I can't turn it off while away! Would make this distance thing much easier to handle if I could! But, I'm anticipating that once I return, it will be A-M-A-Z-I-N-G!!

[mommyducky]

Lee, I wish you and your daughter all the best. Trying to fix what is broken is never easy, but neither is starting over from scratch and throwing away things that matter to you. If you two decide to rebuild what you had, I pray that you will be both be stronger and more in love than ever. If it's not right, then I pray you find strength in your independence and find the right relationship somewhere further down the road... Either way, enjoying good sex between two people who care for one another can only be a good thing, right?

Thanks so much. I know that I will do whatever is best for my daughter and me. I want her to have a relationship with her father but that doesn't mean that she can't still have one even if it doesn't work out between us. I feel like I'm starting a whole new life and I'm giving him a chance to be a part of it.

[mommyducky]

Diane, unfortunately I am too immersed in a very ugly divorce and custody dispute at the moment and will be for the forseable future. I had to cancel my vegas plans, so please party hard and represent Jersey well! I will live vicariously through you all....

I am SO looking forward to my post divorce life.....

Aww that's a shame. I hope things move speedily along for you so you can start your awesome new life! I also won't be able to go to Vegas this time around so I guess we will both have to live vicariously through the rest of them. And I understand your feelings. I've been dehydrated lately as well haha. So much frustration! Can't wait to get back in the water already! Good luck to you! <3

[UK Tim]

>>Work the bed, the floor, sofa, swimming pool (as I did tonight) and let loose!

Up to a point. All of our local pools are owned by the council (US: the city) and I think the lifeguards might object.

[UK Tim]

>> we woke up at 10:00 for some crazy and loud sex. I had no clue my daughter came home at 9:45 and was in her room while all this was going on!!!! She knows mama has sex, but I never wanted her to HEAR me!

It could be worse. When my eldest son was about five, he rushed into the room asking: "Why is Daddy making that noise?"

Then when the in-laws came round he would refer to Daddy "making the noise" at night.

I was so pleased when he was old enough to go to school. Interestingly enough, the second son was born exactly seven years after the first child...

[UK Tim]

Jersey John: >>Reading this thread makes me feel like I'm dying of dehydration, while floating on a life raft in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.....;p Water..Water..Everywhere...but not a drop to drink!

JJ: I think I have identified your problem. It's your non-de-plume, "Sexy Panda."

There's a news story in the UK about pandas in a Scottish Zoo not being able to copulate. Apparently, there's only a 36 hour window when a lady panda is interested in getting to know a male panda. So that's 363 days a year of no rumpy-pumpy at all. That's where your problem lies.

Of course, all those television cameras and lights at the zoo might not be helping the language of love to be heard too loudly. Or it could be the male panda doesn't like the lady panda's eye-shadow.

I think you spell it differently in the US. That's why they refer to people being prosecuted for pandering, right?

[UK Tim]

>>Joshua, you and my husband both!

That's very broadminded of you.

[mommyducky]

>> we woke up at 10:00 for some crazy and loud sex. I had no clue my daughter came home at 9:45 and was in her room while all this was going on!!!! She knows mama has sex, but I never wanted her to HEAR me!

It could be worse. When my eldest son was about five, he rushed into the room asking: "Why is Daddy making that noise?"

Then when the in-laws came round he would refer to Daddy "making the noise" at night.

I was so pleased when he was old enough to go to school. Interestingly enough, the second son was born exactly seven years after the first child...

My daughter is still too young to know what's up but the worst was when my husband and I were going at it on the living room floor (on an air mattress while at my parents) and were unaware my mom was in the kitchen until we hear her saying "Eww! I can see you from here!" he threw me off him and I tried to convince my mom that nothing was going on. Luckily we were clothed and had a blanket covering us so she just let it go. Still a serious wtf moment. And it won't be long till my three year old starts asking questions, I bet haha.

[UK Tim]

>>I see one of her breasts for like 3 seconds, and I'm already at half mast ...

Why do you think it takes you so long? I'm concerned in a man of your age.

>>it takes her a lot longer to ... ya know ... turn on the faucet, so to speak.

Well, as the old Poynter Sisters classic once advised: "If it don't fit, don't faucet..."

UKT

[UK Tim]

>>Work the bed, the floor, sofa, swimming pool (as I did tonight) and let loose!

Up to a point. All of our local pools are owned by the council (US: the city) and I think the lifeguards might object.

>>Perhaps on reflection we should move to France. There, I expect the council would reward us with a discount in our property taxes...

[UK Tim]

>>]If it didn't make you sick before, it shouldn't make you sick now. The protein is good for you. Swallow.

How can I put this advice on the front page of my facebook page before the weather improves?

I know one swallow doesn't make a summer, but...

[UK Tim]

>> My husband loves all the new positions I am willing to try.

Aha - so THAT'S why you've got a pussy in your photograph.

[mommyducky]

>>]If it didn't make you sick before, it shouldn't make you sick now. The protein is good for you. Swallow.

How can I put this advice on the front page of my facebook page before the weather improves?

I know one swallow doesn't make a summer, but...

There were actual scientific studies done on the benefits of swallowing. It's actually good for you in many ways. It can help with depression and general melancholy. It can lower blood pressure and help prevent cancer. I don't remember it all but I do know the health benefits are great. So swallowing comes highly recommended. Besides, I find it incredibly erotic and enjoyable. I don't see how anyone would see it otherwise.

[UK Tim]

>>Oh but this is not a competition; it's a team effort! We all have to do our part; no throwing in the towel!

That would make it quite a soiled towel, then, wouldn't it?