Name That Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunk!!!

[WeaponofMassInstruction]

OK, TIKI HUT claims to be the forum to discuss "anything you want." Let's test that theory! Ha. Saturday night, I watched Saturday Night Live and during their news cast, Seth Meyers delivered a story about this week being "International Clitoris Awareness Week." He delivered the punchline, "Yet I can't find it on any calendar." I HAD to Google that, as I know it is Teacher Appreciation week, and sure enough, I found an article in The Huffington Post validating the legitimacy of this "holiday." Who knew? Now, I know I have mentioned my "junk" on here in jest in a few postings, so I figured, what the hay, why not one more? In honor of a week that honors, well... part of a sex organ, I wondered if anyone had pet names for their "junk"? Ha. I know in college I never bothered with that nonsense, but since I played guitar and sang like a cross between Eddie Vedder and Scott Stapp, I did well with the ladies. (wink wink) As a result, my buddy George told me, "You should call him 'Phil.' It sounds like a guy who works hard and goes to work everyday with a hat on." The name stuck. After college, during a bout of whimsy and a few cocktails, I remember asking some pretty young thang if she were ready to meet "Captain Happy and The Love Commandos." That name has stuck til this day. My wife told me of a story of a guy who bedded some woman and unzipped, then said, "Release the Kraken!" from the 1981 film CLASH OF THE TITANS. So I know I am not the only fool with a name for the nether regions. My wife, however, refrains. So, any nicknames for your junk, folks?


PS: If this is the post that finally gets me booted, it has been nice knowing you all! Bwa ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaa.

[nana banana]

Thor is the name of my imaginary strap on junk. When I was the token female scrub nurse in a room full of male surgeons & nurses, Thor gave me confidence!

[WeaponofMassInstruction]

My brother-in-law also used a comic book reference, Conan the Barbarian. Ha. Unless you meant the Nordic god, of course, in his red-headed furious form.

[nana banana]

The one & only!

[marilynlw]

Not me but my 15 year old grandson has several pet names for his play toy. LOL

[MysticalMaybe]

Female parts: Cookie.... It has always been its name since I was young enough to understand and to be asked about it. My friend calls it a donut,

[jjgonzalez30]

Ok many of you might think this is weird but I called mine.. Notorious V.A.G. Because I thought I was cool like that.. Now I call it my va-jay-jay..

[MysticalMaybe]

Ok many of you might think this is weird but I called mine.. Notorious V.A.G. Because I thought I was cool like that.. Now I call it my va-jay-jay..

LMAO I like Notorious V.A.G!!!

[WeaponofMassInstruction]

Ok many of you might think this is weird but I called mine.. Notorious V.A.G. Because I thought I was cool like that.. Now I call it my va-jay-jay..

This is BRILLIANT. Now if only she could meet Tu-Cock Shakur. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[MysticalMaybe]

HAHAHA you guys got me rollin in laughter overhere I almost shot some protien shake outta my noise!!!

[WeaponofMassInstruction]

HAHAHA you guys got me rollin in laughter overhere I almost shot some protien shake outta my noise!!!

Out of your "noise"? I can only IMAGINE what part of the body that is??? Does it have a nickname?

[MysticalMaybe]

Out of your "noise"? I can only IMAGINE what part of the body that is??? Does it have a nickname?

LMFAO Stupid phone!!! My Nose. AKA twinkle twinkle twink (samantha bewiched).. but it did make a squeaky noise when it almost shot out!

[akbutt]

I call mine the Wonder Pussy or Little Man in the canoe

[WeaponofMassInstruction]

I call mine the Wonder Pussy or Little Man in the canoe

Wonder P? Does it have a costume?

[akbutt]

No, only a cape and a hood! LOL