In an essay titled DISCRIMINATION AT LARGE, Jennifer Coleman wrote, "Fat is the last preserve for unexamined bigotry." This resonated with me as there is virtually no other group that tolerates or can be abused without sanctions. Homosexuals? Try calling a coworker a "fag" and see what happens. You will be accused of a hate crime and certainly, at the least, lose your job. Different races? Um... not unless you want the Anti-Defamation League crawling up your ass or the NAACP or some other quasi political faction picketing or calling for your blood. Midgets? You cannot even SAY "midget" anymore. It is considered "hate speech". The current nomenclature is "little people," which I would think would be far more insulting, almost as if to say they are like regular people only snack size. Religion? Suuuure. Those Muslims have a GREAT sense of humor!!! Remember that cartoonist who dared to depict Allah in Europe? That didn't go too well now, did it? The Disabled? Nope. In fact, you cannot even use the term "disabled" anymore. The present term du jour is "differently abled," as in they are able to do what YOU do, just in a different way. I know, WOMEN! Not unless you want to be slapped with a sexual harassment suit. I remember a group of Fortune 500 employees who recalled an episode of SEINFELD at work, the one where Jerry dated a girl whose name rhymed with a sexual body part. Well, a female coworker overheard, sued saying they "created a hostile environment" and won 5 million. They lost their jobs. So who can you make fun of??? FAT PEOPLE!!! I guess that is why we are laughed at, mocked, teased, called "big guy," and generally made to feel like less than a human being. What we need are advocates and organizations that protect and preserve OUR rights. After all we are a larger group (pun intended) than ALL those others AND we do not discriminate. There are fat gays, blacks, whites, browns, yellows, little people, dwarves, religous types, differently abled, women, and all walks of life. Rise up, my fellow chubsters, and revolt against this tyranny. Besides, we could use the exercise!!!
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