I am about 4 months out of surgery, and my stomach is extremely loud. It is so loud that it constantly makes noises that are very audible to everyone in the room. I tried for a while to shift, make noises, cough, clear my throat when it happened, but that started to get ridiculous. So, I have mentioned a couple times, "Excuse me, my stomach is being gurgly today for some reason."
However, this is extremely awkward. I am a professional in a fairly elevated management role, and I spend a great deal of time in meetings or running them. I have NOT shared with work any details of my surgery and I don't intend to do so, as I know in my environment it would backfire.
So, does anyone have advice? Are there any tips or tricks on how to reduce this? The only thing that works is not eating or drinking at all (and that doesn't always work). I make these noises from food or drink, and for what seems like several hours after food or drink. As you well know, we need to keep drinking, so the noises are almost constant. If my mouth happens to be open when they come up, they are even louder.
This is really reaching bizarre proportions, and I talked to my surgeon but he just looked at me like I was crazy and he had never heard of such a thing. Help???
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