Had an Accident

[Theresa]

never had it happen to me... quite the contrary... just couldn't go

[UK Tim]

I am a substitute teacher. I don't know what I would do if I crapped myself in front of a classroom full of kids.

Explain that it's part of the human biology syllabus and you're trying to give a practical experiment of how the ailimentary canal and digestive system works. Easy really. And always remember, when giving a presentation: "Make 'em laugh... make 'em laugh..."

Or you could do a maths (US: math) lesson. "If it takes our teacher five minutes to poo his pants after a pint of water, how long will it take him to poo half of his pants after two pints of water?"

Or politics/humanities: "what are the learning points, kiddies? A. Obama is right to extend free medical treatment to all. b. The Cubans are evil because they're communists close to the USA. c. The Chinese are not evil communists because they own much of the USA but they are far away - they just don't like elections, similar to most congressmen. d. Pooing your pants is good for the third world, because we'll have to import more cheap textiles from Mexico and Bangladesh. e. Ditto is bad for the home economy, because it makes our balance of payments worse, and enables communists to make cheap jokes at our expense about flatulent supply teachers and the poor state of the public education system in America. Or f. Republicans will just say it's a conspiracy to prove Mankind causes global warming."

[tempred]

Funny that this is a topic tonight, but yes it happens. I was actually asleep and it happened to me, I got up to go pee and my friend that was taking care of me after surgery said "you pooped in your sleep" I just about died, that was on the liquid diet phase and it does get better. However I still know where all the pottys are where ever I am, I just like to be prepared!

[aboutime4me]

I didn't have any pre-op diet so that wasn't an issue but sure is now after the surgery. I developed diarrhea day 3 out and have been battling it off and on since. Although I'm still on all liquid diet, which is the primary reason for the "oops" moments along with surgery just kickin your insides....I was advised by my doc to take imodium at the first sign, then follow up if need be. I've also been crushing the original type of FIBRE ONE cereal into everything I'm drinking. It doesn't really make things taste differently but gives it some texture we're lacking. Also, I have taken to wearing when I go out, adult type of depends. It sounds bad, but I'd rather be safe than sorry. I have the type of job where when I go back to work this Tues. I have to be able to control that type of thing for an hour to two hours at a time. When I get the abdominal pain, within a minute I have to be in the bathroom PRONTO! Yes, this is all part of it from what I understand and will taper off, come and go, etc.

By the way, I love all your comments here. Funny stuff!

[Sunflower]

it's almost happened to me a few times, but I've managed to maintain my dignity and get to the loo in time. I'm sure my turn will come.

[mallow]

great topic

[Flowering Venus]

Oh my gosh, I'm laughing to the point of crying. Fact of life, or sleeve I guess. I'll be sure to pack an extra pair of panties when I head back to work...and not run around commando for that matter. lol

[Mylifeinpink]

Oh my gosh- I'm LOL here! Too funny