Ode to Wendy's Chili

[Grace]

Ok.. I'll play

Oh Chili, my chili
Your taste is sublime
I know it sounds silly
But I must make you mine

Your mellow sweetness explodes on my tongue
Your peppers and onions excite
Bean, beef and tomatoes combined as one
I want you, morning, noon and night

Home alone with you I ponder
Is there a way to make you mine?
After much thought and wonder
Hot Salsa and you I do combine

Baby I love you just how you are
But, oh dressed up - you are divine!
Hot and spicy – you’re the star
Of food dreams that are mine.

[buddyd11]

what a wonderful trend of positive poem posts lol

[Jersey John]

ok here is my responding poem.

I know a guy named John
He told me about a chili
He said it was the bomb
So I tried it and ate it that very night
and to my joy found out he was right.
I went to Hooters for a meal on a trip
I tried their chili instead of Beer, wings and chips and dip
OMG was the taste out of this world
and whoa who is this serving it to me but a half neked girl.
As I stared and ate I thought of the food and the view
my conclusion is those 2 mixed made Windys taste like poo....

LMAO I hope this doesnt offend anyone.

Screw ShopRite, there's a new lunch on the menu today!

Thanks Buddy for inspiring me both ways! Hmmmm..I wonder if Hooter's nutritional values are available online....

[2bskinny]

Had to reply to this! Tried Wendy's chili for the first time yesterday! That is some GOOD stuff!!!

[jerzeygirl]

Hooters might not make their chili better but their servers are more appealing to the men than the drive-thru people! Also, the chili isn't the only "spicy" item at Hooters

[Evie Sleevie]

You guys are hilarious AND talented!!

Loving the new profile pic, John! Hubba hubba!

[Rae]

John if you go to Hooters make sure to order the wings. Order them naked (unbreaded, not the naked like when you do laundry) .... your half naked waitress will debone them for you if asked ;-)

[buddyd11]

in all seriousness Hooters chili is really awesome.

[Grace]

in all seriousness Hooters chili is really awesome.

Closest one is 2 hrs away. Right down the street from the famous Hilltop Steakhouse.... as much as I love chili (now) if I'm anywhere near Hilltop I'm going to go there even if I only get to eat 3 oz of steak

[Ramses76]

Now Im craving some Chili !

[Jersey John]

You guys are hilarious AND talented!!

Loving the new profile pic, John! Hubba hubba!

Thank you kindly!!

My cousin took that because as you may be able to tell I was feeling lit up after only a half of a small glass of vodka and cranberry.....My cousin had the bypass years ago and she couldn't wait for me to drink so she could call me a lightweight..

[Jersey John]

John if you go to Hooters make sure to order the wings. Order them naked (unbreaded, not the naked like when you do laundry) .... your half naked waitress will debone them for you if asked ;-)

AHEM Ms. Manysecrets who likes to overshare MINE.....and BTW for the record I do the laundry in my skivvies or gachies(sp?) so I only have one uncleaned item when I am done... ;P

[themouse1960]

OK-my turn. A friend brought me some Wendy's chile; said here you go Ms.Philly. I took 3 bites and it was glory; but bummer dude-it flew right back up and almost hit the floory...to the bathroom down the hall I ran; almost had to use a dish pan. So, I'll try it again at a later date and hope that it stays down-is it fate? OMG! It tasted so good and I was so bummed. Maybe I ate it to fast. I will try it again. I have the world's best chili recipe so I may just make my own. Thanks John. I love your new pic!

[TucsonAmy]

AHEM Ms. Manysecrets who likes to overshare MINE.....and BTW for the record I do the laundry in my skivvies or gachies(sp?) so I only have one uncleaned item when I am done... ;P

Great picture, but now i have another picture of you doing the laundry in your chonies, as we call them in Baja AZ. :-)

[Rae]

AHEM Ms. Manysecrets who likes to overshare MINE.....and BTW for the record I do the laundry in my skivvies or gachies(sp?) so I only have one uncleaned item when I am done... ;P

*giggles*.... I'm off to download Skype ;-) what day is laundry day again???