Fate you Evil Beeyotch....

[Rae]

Although...I always wanted to go to a massage parlor....XD

*blushing and quickly cancels my scheduled massage* you made it sound just ...well... wrong LOL... Damn it Jersey John, now if I go I will giggle and think of you!

So as I am considering how this impacts your life... did you ask them about sex? I normally stay out of conversations about sex on here but with your spine fused completely all the way to your hips are you going to have to become a monk? I'm worried there might be a line of girls ready to jump off the nearest bridge if that's the case...

[FlowerGalTX]

John, Dude, this sucks.

I can't even imagine all of the conflicting emotions you are experiencing right now. I would definitely get a 2nd opinion and input from a Rheumatologist.

=( Sad for you. But believe that there is hope.

[Lynda]

panda john - sounds like a really cute name. But am also glad that you are not in pain. You are looking at this positively which is great.
All the best for the future John.

[Jersey John]

*blushing and quickly cancels my scheduled massage* you made it sound just ...well... wrong LOL... Damn it Jersey John, now if I go I will giggle and think of you!

So as I am considering how this impacts your life... did you ask them about sex? I normally stay out of conversations about sex on here but with your spine fused completely all the way to your hips are you going to have to become a monk? I'm worried there might be a line of girls ready to jump off the nearest bridge if that's the case...

Oh Rae, Rae, Rae, Rae, Rae, Rae....I'd like to see that line of girls, right now I only get to deal with the one that wants to push me off one.....;P

Didn't ask about sex, but in general any movement is good as long as I am not causing high impact against my spine such as falling or jumping or the jarring effects of a rollercoaster. It's been too long for me to recall if any of those hazards were involved in sex, but I guess I can't be too sure. Plus, if I'm gonna go anyway that's the way I want to go!

So about this line of women....... Thanks you made my night!

[Rae]

John I am just now reading your reply. Honestly.... you are a catch and if your soon to be exwife doesn't get that you are better off without her. Put yourself out there and the girls will line up, I promise! I am known for being a very good judge of character and darling, you are not going to be single any longer than you want to be!

[Jersey John]

John I am just now reading your reply. Honestly.... you are a catch and if your soon to be exwife doesn't get that you are better off without her. Put yourself out there and the girls will line up, I promise! I am known for being a very good judge of character and darling, you are not going to be single any longer than you want to be!

Well thank you very much, we could definitely form a mutual admiration society!....

Since you mentioned being a catch......Over Halloween weekend, 2 different women, a soccer mom and a PTA mom (one I mentioned previously in a post) commented in front of me to my wife how handsome/hot I am getting with my weight loss, and suffice to say.....my crazy wife was inspired to make a move on me last week! Of course I didn't want to offend a crazy woman so I acquiesced, but afterwards made certain she knew it was purely physical....;P (You may have noticed the absence of sexually laced posts from me since the "edge" has been taken off for a few days).... ;P

[jerzeygirl]

John, you never fail to bring a smile do my lips, as I'm sure you did with your wife..lol... You've got a great sense of humor and glad you let her know it was "purely physical" even though there was probably nothing "pure" about it. "did I say that out loud"? The old saying about never knowing what you have till it's gone is true in lots of cases. I know how sexy those soccer and PTA mom's can be! Keep up the good work (no pun intended

[Rae]

Well thank you very much, we could definitely form a mutual admiration society!....

Since you mentioned being a catch......Over Halloween weekend, 2 different women, a soccer mom and a PTA mom (one I mentioned previously in a post) commented in front of me to my wife how handsome/hot I am getting with my weight loss, and suffice to say.....my crazy wife was inspired to make a move on me last week! Of course I didn't want to offend a crazy woman so I acquiesced, but afterwards made certain she knew it was purely physical....;P (You may have noticed the absence of sexually laced posts from me since the "edge" has been taken off for a few days).... ;P

Wooohooo! Save a horse, ride a crazy woman :-D
For purely physical sex is crazy better? Isn't this the same person you referred to as Satan not too long ago? LMAO

My husband (soon to be exhusband) has been circling camp for a couple of months now. I won't take him back.... if I am going to be mistreated let it be by someone new.... *ugh*...

[Jersey John]

Wooohooo! Save a horse, ride a crazy woman :-D
For purely physical sex is crazy better? Isn't this the same person you referred to as Satan not too long ago? LMAO

My husband (soon to be exhusband) has been circling camp for a couple of months now. I won't take him back.... if I am going to be mistreated let it be by someone new.... *ugh*...

Yes, crazy sex gets...well......crazy.....

Not to mention my drive increases with every pound I lose so....excuse the analogy but "any port in a storm"....

[Dee Leshuz]

Wooohooo! Save a horse, ride a crazy woman :-D

I'm stealing this, but not for moi

[Jersey John]

Wooohooo! Save a horse, ride a crazy woman :-D

I'm stealing this, but not for moi

DAMN! I thought that was another offer!.....;P

[gloeygirl66]

Alright!! John got laid! Hey...does that massage include a happy ending?? :P

[Rae]

excuse the analogy but "any port in a storm"....

Roger that....

[Rae]

Wooohooo! Save a horse, ride a crazy woman :-D

I'm stealing this, but not for moi

I'm stealing from Big & Rich.... Save a horse, ride a cowboy :-) .... off to Youtube!

[Jersey John]

Well my Primary last night saw me for the first time since he got the news about this condition, and he said he's not so ready to throw in the towel....He said he was too proud of the progress I've made with my health in every other aspect so he wants me to schedule an appointment for a consult at The Hospital for Special Surgery in New York City....US News and World Reports #1 hospital for spinal surgery, #2 hospital for Rheumatology (in US). He said he recently had another patient who was deformed by the same condition get helped significantly by a trailblazing microsurgery they do there followed by a new drug therapy that involves "off label" use of an anti tumor(?) prescription...

I'll keep you posted.....fingers crossed and prayers welcomed....