"A Balanced Diet" Poem

[Deeringer76]

by Robert Scotellaro

I eat a balanced diet,
I do it day and night—
a pound of brownies on my left,
a pound upon my right.

And filling up my right hand,
with clear and certain heft,
a twelve-ounce bag of jellybeans.
The same is on my left.

A candy cane in one hand,
and likewise in the other.
There are equal sweets on either side,
a big frown from my mother.

I eat a balanced diet,
but mother disagrees.
I just don’t understand it.
She’s so darned hard to please!

[Lglow]

haha, good to see some humor!

[jerzeygirl]

Thanks for sharing

[Tammy64]

Amy Jo...where at in TEXAS are you GIRL?

[Deeringer76]

Splendora it's 36 miles north of H-Town and 5 miles from Cleveland

[Tammy64]

Just other side of Conroe...youre about 3.5 hours away from me...we might just have meet half way..someday when you feel up to it.

[Deeringer76]

That sounds nice!