Hi Everyone,
I got snipped and now am an official sleever. According to the secret sleever club guidelines, I'm supposed to get a toaster - I got NADA! Where is it?!
Operation Pros:
- they repaired a hiatal hernia (I was born with it, but the doc who did the pre-op upper GI said I didn't have it; I won't be going back to him.)
- I've started to lose weight rapidly (yeah, baby!)
- They found a medical issue that no one knew about, including the pre-op cardiologist - I won't be going back to her.
Operation Cons:
- my body is one big bruise
- sipping fluids on a tender stomach sucks (I don't care that I just did a lousy pun there)
- had some post-op complications due to anesthesia - my throat was swollen, couldn't talk well for 3 days, thought I was going to be hoarse all of my remaining life - they had to intubate, my respiratory system crashed... blah, blah, blah...
- My new medical issue that no one knew about - heart bloke, not blockage. It means that the electrical currents in my heart are off, which means... wait for it... I am looking at a pacemaker! Not as good as a toaster, but it will be shiny and new!
I'm doing well and looking forward to getting out of the house and watching people eat great, gooey crap that I don't (really) want to eat. As the spouse consumes, I watch and silently judge. Put this on my pros list, it's a new hobby!
I hope everyone that sleeved along with me are doing well. Glad to see all the love and support on the forum. Y'all are the best!
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