Jake, buddy, we're changing the by-laws and now you'll get a blender! You'll be one of the first ones to get it! You're supposed to pick it up on the way out of the ER. It says it in the fine print. I didn't read that dang fine print and that's why I didn't get my toaster; plus, I was too distracted by the bright lights and shiny metal stuff everywhere.
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