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  1. #1
    Gastric Sleeve Member Kevin_Sly's Avatar
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    08/29/2016
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    Khun (Baystate Medical)
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    Jun 2016
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    Default Best quotes, inspirations, digs...

    What are some of the best weight loss, inspirations or just fun sayings about the general subject that you've encountered through the years.


    My personal fave:
    I wish I was as fat as I was when I first thought I was fat.

    Close Second (regarding excercise):
    Pain is just doughnuts leaving the body.



    May 2015 - 315 - Heaviest
    Oct 2015 - 303 - Initial Meeting
    Aug 2016 - 254 - Surgery Weight
    Sept 2016 - 234 - What I weighed 2002 when I met my Wife
    Nov 2016 - 220 - Weight at high school graduation, 1995.
    Aug 2017 - 200 - 1 year from surgery date

    UMass student at 39 years old? Hell yes I did!

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    Gastric Sleeve Member Kevin_Sly's Avatar
    Surgery date
    08/29/2016
    Surgeon
    Khun (Baystate Medical)
    Join Date
    Jun 2016
    Last Activity
    09-05-2017 02:50 AM
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    Default Re: Best quotes, inspirations, digs...

    Oh yeah, forgot my best pick up line (which my wife totally did NOT buy)...

    It's not a stomach, it's a gas tank for a sex machine.



    May 2015 - 315 - Heaviest
    Oct 2015 - 303 - Initial Meeting
    Aug 2016 - 254 - Surgery Weight
    Sept 2016 - 234 - What I weighed 2002 when I met my Wife
    Nov 2016 - 220 - Weight at high school graduation, 1995.
    Aug 2017 - 200 - 1 year from surgery date

    UMass student at 39 years old? Hell yes I did!

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    Gastric Sleeve Member Kindle's Avatar
    I have had a gastric sleeve.
    Surgery date
    12/20/2013
    Surgeon
    Ariel Ortiz & Arturo Martinez
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    Jul 2013
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    Said "Welcome to Gastric Sleeve" 2 Times
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    Default Re: Best quotes, inspirations, digs...

    "Excercise? I thought you said Extra Fries!"

    "I'd grow my own food if I could just find bacon seeds"

    "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.....except donuts. Donuts taste like skinny can go f--ck itself"

    "A banana is 105 calories. A vodka soda is 65 calories. Choose wisely"




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    Gastric Sleeve Member xtalbling's Avatar
    I have not had a gastric sleeve.
    Surgery date
    08/05/2016
    Surgeon
    Hernandez
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    May 2016
    Last Activity
    10-31-2016 08:53 AM
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    Houston
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    Default Re: Best quotes, inspirations, digs...

    ha ha! Love these!



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    Gastric Sleeve Member Lynda_Honey's Avatar
    I have had a gastric sleeve.
    Surgery date
    11/06/2015
    Surgeon
    Dr. Feiz
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    Jun 2015
    Last Activity
    09-06-2018 08:48 PM
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    Said "Welcome to Gastric Sleeve" 29 Times

    Default Re: Best quotes, inspirations, digs...

    Hysterical post!!! Good luck☘



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    Gastric Sleeve Member CAREN's Avatar
    I have had a gastric sleeve.
    Name
    Caren S.
    Surgery date
    08/12/2016
    Surgeon
    Dr. Marcelo Hernandez
    Join Date
    Apr 2016
    Last Activity
    02-12-2018 09:29 PM
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    Bay Area, California
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    Default Re: Best quotes, inspirations, digs...

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    Gastric Sleeve Member CAREN's Avatar
    I have had a gastric sleeve.
    Name
    Caren S.
    Surgery date
    08/12/2016
    Surgeon
    Dr. Marcelo Hernandez
    Join Date
    Apr 2016
    Last Activity
    02-12-2018 09:29 PM
    Location
    Bay Area, California
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    Was Thanked 26 Times in 25 Posts
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    Default Re: Best quotes, inspirations, digs...

    Insert smiley faces x 3



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    Gastric Sleeve Member Kevin_Sly's Avatar
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    08/29/2016
    Surgeon
    Khun (Baystate Medical)
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    Jun 2016
    Last Activity
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    Default Re: Best quotes, inspirations, digs...

    "wanna go to the gym?"
    "you spelled bar wrong."



    May 2015 - 315 - Heaviest
    Oct 2015 - 303 - Initial Meeting
    Aug 2016 - 254 - Surgery Weight
    Sept 2016 - 234 - What I weighed 2002 when I met my Wife
    Nov 2016 - 220 - Weight at high school graduation, 1995.
    Aug 2017 - 200 - 1 year from surgery date

    UMass student at 39 years old? Hell yes I did!

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  13. #9
    Gastric Sleeve Member Donna Rudewick's Avatar
    I have had a gastric sleeve.
    Name
    Donna Rudewick
    Surgery date
    07/20/2016
    Surgeon
    Asahel Lee Gridley, MD
    Join Date
    Jul 2015
    Last Activity
    08-28-2017 02:30 PM
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    Pearl River, La
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    Default Re: Best quotes, inspirations, digs...

    I'm not fat!! I'm just short for my weight!! ��


    Post op lost 16 lbs.
    Month 1-20
    Month 2-8
    Month 3-10

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    Gastric Sleeve Member redkcmom's Avatar
    I have had a gastric sleeve.
    Surgery date
    07/19/2016
    Surgeon
    Nicole M Fearing, MD
    Join Date
    Apr 2016
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    10-06-2017 11:37 AM
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    Said "Welcome to Gastric Sleeve" 20 Times
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    Gastric Sleeve Member Kevin_Sly's Avatar
    Surgery date
    08/29/2016
    Surgeon
    Khun (Baystate Medical)
    Join Date
    Jun 2016
    Last Activity
    09-05-2017 02:50 AM
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    Default Re: Best quotes, inspirations, digs...

    "you ever swallow a bug while riding a bike?"
    "I swallowed a Big Mac on a ride last week"



    May 2015 - 315 - Heaviest
    Oct 2015 - 303 - Initial Meeting
    Aug 2016 - 254 - Surgery Weight
    Sept 2016 - 234 - What I weighed 2002 when I met my Wife
    Nov 2016 - 220 - Weight at high school graduation, 1995.
    Aug 2017 - 200 - 1 year from surgery date

    UMass student at 39 years old? Hell yes I did!

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    Gastric Sleeve Member BAMR's Avatar
    I have had a gastric sleeve.
    Name
    Barb
    Surgery date
    06/16/2016
    Surgeon
    Dr Luca Giordano
    Join Date
    Nov 2015
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    12-26-2017 07:40 PM
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    Pennsylvania
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    Default Re: Best quotes, inspirations, digs...

    These always crack me up...My yoga pants have never been to Yoga class.
    or I didn't make it to the gym today..that make 3 years in a row.



  17. #13
    Gastric Sleeve Member
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    08/16/2016
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    Dr. Kuri
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    Jul 2016
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    Default Re: Best quotes, inspirations, digs...

    Love it keep the laughter coming

    I have more than 99.9% of the world's population and I still whine.
    It's what I do with it is the insane part



  18. #14
    Gastric Sleeve Member
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    08/01/2016
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    hernandez
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    Jun 2015
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    Default Re: Best quotes, inspirations, digs...

    dumb question how do I get one of the rulers you people are using for your weight loss?



  19. #15
    Gastric Sleeve Member
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    08/16/2016
    Surgeon
    Dr. Kuri
    Join Date
    Jul 2016
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    06-25-2018 12:30 PM
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    Alaska
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    Was Thanked 75 Times in 70 Posts
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    Default Re: Best quotes, inspirations, digs...

    Go up to the top of the the page where it says blogs, forum etc and hit on ticker
    fill in the blanks and pick your characters

    In my book there are no dumb questions
    if that doesn't work let us know



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