Scene: my bedroom, this morning, getting ready for work.
Rachel: (pulling on pants without even having to unbutton them first, says to husband) Hey dude, you got a belt I can use?
Hubby: Yeah, I think so. (digs through closet and pulls out two belts)
Rachel: The skinny one.
Hubby: (hands belt to Rachel)
Rachel: (putting it in the belt loops of her pants) Awesome. Thanks. Do you know how long it's been since I needed a belt?
Hubby: Um...
Rachel: Since before Bean was born. (Note: Bean = nickname of daughter, born in 2000)
Hubby: (watches Rachel buckle belt) Hey, lose some more and we can have belt wars. (twirls the piece of his own belt that is hanging down from where its buckled)
Yeah, so, that happened this morning!
My pants were so big that I could fit BOTH of my hands sideways between my belly and the waistband, 8 fingers width of space, yo!
Wooo, NSV baby!!!
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