Pre-op Day Five: F#%€ This S?%$&!!!!
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, 01-08-2018 at 07:29 PM (26751 Views)
Seriously. I am so ready to eat everything in in sight. All of it. If Taco Bell has a dollar menu, my kids won’t be going to college anytime soon. TACO BELL, ya’ll- THAT’S how hungry I am.
I haven’t slept well in almost a week. I toss and turn all night long. I don’t know why— I’m active during the day, I’m not napping or anything...why can’t I fall asleep and STAY asleep?
My husband is wary, my dog is avoiding me and my kids are downright terrified. This seven day liquid diet is taking over my life, and it’s making me worry that I won’t be able to make it through the post-op meal plan.
Honestly, y’all? There was only one other time that I managed to stick to a VLCD and that was the first time I did the HCG Diet. I stuck to it for 42 days, but hubby did it with me. And at least with HCG, I got to CHEW MY FOOD. I could eat shrimp and lobster and so many things that I love that also happen to be low-fat. But this? This can kiss my fat patootie.
Sigh. Ok. I got my rant out of my system and now I’m back to breathing normally. Thanks for the latitude...
This post wasn’t as funny as my other ones. I think I’ve stopped trying to find the humor in all this. I’m 5’3 and as of this morning, I weigh 195lbs. I have never admitted that to anyone (except my physicians, of course).
Yes, I need to lose weight. No, I can’t do it on my own. Yes, this is my last resort and I need to make it count.
Time to say bye-bye to the Bell.