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Candis the Beautiful

  1. In the beginning, there was Red Velvet Cake...

    The first time another person ever commented on my weight was at my great-grandfather's funeral. Some elderly lady let me know right quick that my slice of Red Velvet Cake, made special by my Louisiana Grandma with the real recipe from the "real" hotel (she'd say), was far too big, and I was going to be as well if I ate it. Already rebellious (I was born that way), I forked a BIG mouthfull and smiled while squishing cake and icing through my teeth. I was six. (picture the cake...lol) ...