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  1. "Are you pregnant?"

    Today I have one of my 8-year-old son's friends over for a playdate/homework date. I got them settled on their word work, and then retreat to my office to prepare for a meeting tonight. The friend needs help with something, so I come back in the room. As I walk in, I see him looking at my belly. He asks-- "Are you pregnant?" I say no, I'm just fat.
    A few minutes later, his pencil breaks. I go back to my office to grab a fresh pencil, but as I return I see he's already found ...